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i met two sex monkeys once. they destroyed me.


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gabs. 19911221. lee junho. bradley james. 2pm. merlin. chanho. merthur. brolin. gay in general. chocolate, well written fiction, alcohol. lots of alcohol. curses like a sailor and regrets nothing. lives off well written fiction. needs daily doses of porn to survive. too lazy for one's own good. cats and cows and dogs person.
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2013-01-02 12:53 pm

[fic] B1A4: nothing like you and i | merry christmas, sai!

Since LJ seems to be still on hangover from New Year's, I'll post this here instead :3 I'm still not done writing half of these but I'm doing my best, yes? ;w; I PROMISE TO WRITE THEM ALL.

Dearest Sai, I know you wanted shower room sex but instead you get lots of sexscenaries plus fluff. Is that good or. Your Jindeul is being worked on, too!! MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOVE <3

Nothing like you and I | for [livejournal.com profile] saibear12
b1a4 ; jinyoung/cnu ; nc-17 r
1890 w
In which it's not just sex.

Jinyoung wakes up to a hand wrapped loosely around his cock. )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Tomatrolls)
2012-12-15 06:46 pm

[fic rec] the chanho's smallest rec list ever tbh

Rec lists. Every fandom should have one. No, really. I've wanted to make a Chanho Rec List since forever and I just got off uni and have zilch things to do until March, hence this. Truth be told, there aren't as many Chanho fics as I'd like to rec but here, have the ones I always reread when I feel the world is making no sense and I need that sense of tangible Chanho feels. 

I'm thinking about making a Khunyoung one as well because they're both my OTPs. But we'll see.

And it'd be lovely if you'd rec fics back! \o/ I know AO3/AsianFanfics have a few that I haven't read so, if you have, tell me if they're goodawesometearinspiring.

Enjoy/share/boomark/rape/burn/whatever you please.

What by who
Rating, extra info (word count/AU).
What is it about | Where?
Commentary (?).

seriously, we all need to stop everything we're doing and write chanho. NO, I MEAN IT. IDC IF YOU HAVE JOB/SCHOOL TO ATTEND, THE WORLD NEEDS CHANHO.  )
dlwnsghek: (Q | Fear will get you nowhere)
2012-12-12 08:44 pm

[fic] TVXQ/JYJ: these silly killjoys

Inspired on this fanart from [livejournal.com profile] asukasukisu's fanartspasm. My take on Christmas-y Jaemin. :D I haven't written TVXQ-related fic in forever but this was fun to write. \o/

Concrit is appreciated! 


These silly killjoys
tvxq/jyj ; changmin/jaejoong ; pg13
1818 w
In which Jaejoong is a killjoy. And there's snow.

"Come on," Jaejoong says, wrapping the scarf tighter around his neck.  )
dlwnsghek: (Q | Even atheism.)
2012-12-02 08:30 pm

a masterlist of sorts

title
pairing ; rating
summary. (go)


also, you may want to use these tags:

2PM | B1A4 | SUPER JUNIOR

and/or ctrl+f your way around.


+ 2PM
2PM2PM2PM )



+ B1A4
B1A4B1A4B1A4 )



+ TVXQ/JYJ
TVXQ/JYJTVXQ/JYJ )



+ SUPER JUNIOR / (M)
SUPERJUNIOR/M )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Tomatrolls)
2012-11-24 10:58 pm

[fic] 2PM: the untitleable drabble

I have no idea when I wrote this. Which is good because I have no idea why I wrote it either. All I remember is this was done back in the Music and Lyrics era (just because there's a brief Soeun mention lol). Yeah, possibly. Anyways, whether you've watched Game of Thrones or not is not important, all you gotta keep in mind is (around half of if?) this (nsf! nsfw! nsfw!) vid.

Also, I miss Drogo. :(

No title because I'm lazy and how do you title something like this anyways?!
2pm ; chansung/junho ; pg13
~500 w

In which there's a GoT marathon.
Chansung is in the middle of his Game of Thrones marathon when Junho literally stumbles his way into the living room, reeking of soju. )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Junho on his knees)
2012-11-24 10:55 pm

[fic] 2PM: these iron bars can't hold my soul in

This was supposed to be a WIP and it's all over the place and I don't think I'll ever fix it/change it, so you have been warned. Also, vaguely based on Nickelback's Savin' Me, btw, which I first thought was a kinda lame song but. But feels, okay, feels. Titled after the song as well.

Also, this. Oh, and, in case you're wondering, this is not the fic I am? was supposed to post for the One Day Big Bang project. That one... will come. Pronto. Hopefully. If I can sit my ass down and write something.

I'll just go now. Feedback is much appreciated. 


these iron bars can't hold my soul in
2pm ; chansung/junho ; r
~3K w, criminal au
warning for violent shit, sexy times and lapslock abuse

in which junho and chansung turn the wrong way somewhere down the road.

junho stares at the stash of cash inside the paper bag and sighs inwardly. )
dlwnsghek: (Q | Fear will get you nowhere)
2012-11-24 10:49 pm

[fic] B1A4: cannonball

Part one of [livejournal.com profile] sai12's honorary birthday presents XD.


Cannonball
b1a4 ; cnu/jinyoung ; nc-17
~1200 w, college au

In which Jinyoung is the basketball team's Captain and Dongwoo is the new kid. Sex ensues.
Jinyoung's pretty sure he's never seen that guy before. )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Junho on his knees)
2012-11-24 10:46 pm

[fic] 2PM: not drunk enough to say i like you

Birthday present for[livejournal.com profile] walkonpluto


Not drunk enough to say I like you
2pm ; chansung/junho ; pg13
~4200 words, au

In which drunken sex happens: Junho can't deal with it like a grown-up, Chansung is pretty much the same, and Jia is the best friend who provides wise and helpful advice in times of need. Oh, and there are lots of swearing.
The first time it's hardly sex. They're way too sloshed to function properly. All puns intended. )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Sex Monkeys)
2012-11-24 10:42 pm

[fic] 2PM: but hold me still (bury my heart on the cold)

Written for [livejournal.com profile] pandabee21 under the prompt of Aziatix's "Sleeping away". Betaed by [livejournal.com profile] rainbwoo and titled after Mumford & Sons' "Ghosts that we knew".


But hold me still (bury my heart on the cold)
2pm ; chansung/junho ; r
~3600 w, au-ish

In which Junho leaves 2PM out of nowhere, and Chansung thinks prolonging the inevitable is inevitable.
It's not fate, it's definitely not fate, it's more of a series of unfortunate and annoying events resulting from Chansung's pathetic strolling.  )
dlwnsghek: (Q | Fear will get you nowhere)
2012-11-24 10:37 pm
Entry tags:

[fic] B1A4: be the one (and only)

Birthday present for [livejournal.com profile] judysaurus. Longest B1A4 fic ever and Junghawn centric (kinda) and uhm yeah I love this one tbh. Quite proud of it.

(uncoded version)

Be The One (And Only)
b1a4 ; junghwan (cnu/jinyoung) ; pg13
4,500~ w

In which Junghwan is a dedicated donsaeng and tries to get Jinyoung and Dongwoo together, Sunwoo makes snarky comments at the weirdest of times, and Chansik threatens to move out (more than once).
It starts with one of their pointless conversations, pretty much like all the other times. )
dlwnsghek: (Merlin | LOL Bradley)
2012-11-24 10:32 pm
Entry tags:

[fic] B1A4: light up (but don't set us on fire)

A quick drabble I came up with after I watched "Did you hear about the Morgans?"


Light up (but don't set us on fire)
b1a4 ; cnu (band fic) ; g
~400 w

In which the kids go out camping. Sort of.
Dongwoo should've foreseen this. )
dlwnsghek: (Q | Even atheism.)
2012-11-24 10:30 pm

[fic] 2PM: all night long

2K of PWP. You have been warned. Self explanatory title.


All night long
2pm ; chansung/nichkhun ; nc-17
~2000 w

In which Chansung is a tease, Nichkhun has a plane to catch, and neither gets any sleep.
Nichkhun narrows his eyes and grasps the bed-post with a trembling hand. )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Junho wearing a hat)
2012-11-24 10:24 pm

[fic] 2PM: we've got this down

I wrote this while listening to Chester See's cover of Adele's "Set fire to the rain" on repeat for a whole day. (Ssh, sometimes I get like this, okay.) Promtp provided by [livejournal.com profile] dreamoscope; for [livejournal.com profile] walkonpluto.


We've got this down
2pm ; chansung/junho ; r
~1600 w

In which Junho is hopeless and Chansung doesn't seem to mind.
Junho is hopeless by default. )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Put your hands up)
2012-11-24 07:55 pm

[fic] 2PM: brothers on a hotel bed

Written for [livejournal.com profile] emmyxogast based on a fanart provided by [livejournal.com profile] rainbwoo. I thought it was chanwoo but apparently it's chanho. Either way I owed Ems chanwoo and this is it. :3


Brothers on a hotel bed
2pm ; chansung/wooyoung(/junho) ; r
626 w

"This is wrong," someone says inside his head. )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Put your hands up)
2012-11-24 07:48 pm

[fic] 2PM: let this die

Flashfic with[livejournal.com profile] rainbwoo


Let this die
2pm ; nichkhun/wooyoung ; r
~400 words, au
prompt: Pretty words are not always true; and true words are not always pretty.

"I love you." )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Tomatrolls)
2012-11-24 07:46 pm

[fic] 2PM: itunes drabble meme

iTunes Drabble Meme
How it works:
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Put iTunes or equivalent media player on random.
3. For each song that plays, write something related to the theme you picked inspired by the song. You have only the time frame of the song: no planning beforehand: you start when it starts, and no lingering afterward; once the song is over, you stop writing. (No fair skipping songs either; you have to take what comes by chance!)
4. Do 10 of these, then post.

iTunes Drabble Meme
2pm ; chansung/junho, various ratings


1 Break the Chain – Lupe Fiasco
Freedom, we can use some of that especially where we from. )


2 Someone Like You – Adele
I wish nothing but the best for you, too. )


3 Laugh, I Nearly Died – The Rolling Stones
I feel pushed aside, but laugh, laugh, laugh, I nearly died. )


4 이별… 넌 쉽니 (Heartquake) – Super Junior
Can't you hear my heart? It's crying out for you. )


5 Make A Run For It – Hit The Lights
Let's leave these lives tonight, you can find us by the trail of our insides. )


6 Marry You – Bruno Mars
We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey, baby, I think I wanna marry you. )


7 Teeth – Lady Gaga
Take a bite of me / Show me your teeth. )


8 Again & Again – 2PM
I come back to you like going around and around in a circle. )


9 撐傘 (Holding an Umbrella) – Han Geng
The right time is at the right place. )


10 Inside Out – Britney Spears
Baby, shut your mouth and turn me inside out. )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Junho on his knees)
2012-11-24 07:37 pm

[fic] 2PM: when it rains

Originally titled Glory bound after Martin Sexton's song. Paramore is more accurate though. Written after listening to Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2 OST which I reccomend wholeheartedly. Belated Christmas present (Dec 2011) to [livejournal.com profile] walkonpluto.


when it rains
2pm ; chansung/junho ; pg13
834 w, au

In which no one ever stays long enough to explain.
The thing with Chansung is that he's unpredictable. )
dlwnsghek: (2PM | Junho wearing a hat)
2012-11-24 07:20 pm

[fic] 2PM: a lot of little lies for the sake of one big truth

I started this as a present for [livejournal.com profile] dreamoscope somewhen last year and it's not really finished. I swear, one day, one day. Title after Stars' EP of the same name. 

(uncoded version)

a lot of little lies for the sake of one big truth
2pm ; nichkhun/wooyoung ; pg13
6453 w, au

In which being oblivious doesn't count as lying.
The first time they meet, Nichkhun is already running late for math. )