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king of Hoes ([personal profile] dlwnsghek) wrote2012-07-25 12:38 pm
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[fic rec] this is what Pinky and I do every night before trying to take over the world: read merlin

MERLIN FIC REC LIST
This was hard to do (no puns intended) and my efforts better be appreciated, sobs. I'd actually started this at delicious but the page is always clogging up, so. Should I keep this updated, or? No? Okay.



Arthur/Merlin


Sunset-kisses and Flower Meadows, by [livejournal.com profile] emjayelle.
PG-13, 5900 words, Modern AU, After what he is sure is the worst work day of his life, Arthur is only made to feel better by the really gorgeous guy sitting in front of him on the train. But then he doesn't ask for his number because he's an idiot. And then he has the bad idea of getting drunk with Morgana. And then she, of course, has to put the whole thing in the missed connections section on craigslist. And really, how well is that suppose to go?

Reversal of Fortune, by [livejournal.com profile] srin.
PG-13, 7300 words, Modern AU, Wherein Arthur is not the rich boss, and Merlin is not the assistant.

The Pope, a Singing Nun and Arthur Walk Into a Library, by [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
PG-13ish, ~4200 words, Modern AU, Merlin is a librarian, Arthur is in search of a book. Of course this entire transaction results in true love. There might also be a professor asleep in the Ancient Egypt section.

Treason to Us, by [livejournal.com profile] janne_d.
PG-13, 4696 words, Canon, Arthur finds out. And he does not react well.
Gabi's notes: UGH THE FEELS. Must read if you're a sucker for angst.

Serendipitous, by [livejournal.com profile] ayane_tsurugi
PG-13, 13K, Modern AU, In which there is love at first sight, give or take five minutes, Leon is the world’s best PA, the Slash Dragon is really bad at business meetings, more than one Arthur wears a red scarf, and Fate is a fickle bitch who breaks everything apart, but puts it back together even better in the end.

That Night At The Club, by Eldee
R, 13033 words, Modern AU, They will say, long past Morgana's birthday, that it was that night at the club when things really started to happen between Arthur and Merlin. Naturally, Morgana and Gwen like to take credit, but so does Val, despite Arthur and Merlin's protests that they would've figured it out themselves. Eventually.

Deny Thy Father, by [livejournal.com profile] arineat.
R, ~26600, Modern AU, When Arthur refuses to marry the woman his father has picked out for him, he loses everything; job, his status and the only life he's ever known. With the help of his estranged step-sister and a few odd new friends, will Arthur be able to stand on his own two feet and finally find what he never thought he could have?

Keep Calm And Carry On, by [livejournal.com profile] chibirhm.
R, lots of words, Modern AU, How Arthur Pendragon, Director of Communications for Prime Minister Gaius, and his assistant, Merlin Emrys, fell in love - a story in goldfish, cats, webcomics, cups of tea, and sharpies.
Gabi's notes: For the stupid!Arthur suckers like me.

The Difference of You, by ingberry
R, 14512 words, Modern AU, It’s not that Arthur Pendragon can’t get girls to fall for him; it’s just that he can’t seem to keep them around. Relationships and Arthur aren't on the same page at all, really, but one day there's Merlin on a bus and then it's different.

The Seduction Predicament, by ingberry.
R, 13669 words, Modern College AU, It might be difficult to seduce someone when you want to climb their boyfriend like a tree. Merlin learns this the hard way when Uther mistakes him for someone who knows how to seduce anyone at all.

(The World Is Changed) Because You Are Made of Ivory and Gold, by [livejournal.com profile] minor_hue.
Light R, ~1,640, Canon, In which Arthur gives Merlin a ring (but no one's on their knees).

Peach, Plum, Pear, by [livejournal.com profile] sweetestdrain
R, 13,750 words, Future Canon, How in his tenth year of rule King Arthur chose a man to take the role of Court's Magician, and how Arthur made his decision.
Gabi's notes: I'm not a fan of Gwen's (for obvious, shipping reasons) but in this one I kinda loved her. 

The Hardest Way Possible, by [livejournal.com profile] lady_ragnell
R, ~12,500, Modern AU, Merlin's addicted to Craigslist, Arthur's looking for love in all the wrong places, and with a little help from their friends, they manage to get it together.
Gabi's notes: Outstanding group dynamics, this one. It's a must.

Pairing Pendragon/Merlin, by anon.
R, 24500 words, Modern AU. Arthur is a BNF and Merlin is his prized beta.
Gabi's notes: KJHFLKSJNHGILESUGHINEGUCISE READ. READ. READ. MUST. READ.

Drawing Straws, by [livejournal.com profile] lolafeist.
R, 2400 words (Chaptered), High school AU, warning for underage sex. Someone is fucking in the locker room. Merlin realizes he’s having one of those life-changing moments.
Gabi's notes: Bumped into it because of Gwaine/Arthur but then there was Percival and Leon and. Yeah.

This Fast Unreasonable Spring, by [livejournal.com profile] hermette and [livejournal.com profile] i_claudia.
NC-17, 26,792, Modern AU, warning for prostitution, Merlin was looking for something uncomplicated. Arthur was just looking to get paid. Neither of them expected to find the other.
Gabi's notes: JUST. FUCKING. CLICK.

We play in the night time, by [livejournal.com profile] green_postit
NC-17, 2220 words, Modern Fashion AU, In which Arthur is a model and Merlin is his PA.

Tell me How, by [livejournal.com profile] fr333bird.
NC-17, around 7K, Modern AU, warning for underage sex, Merlin and Arthur are roommates at a posh boarding school. That's all you need to know.

Last Friday night, by [livejournal.com profile] bunnysworld.
NC-17, 5200 words, Modern AU, When Merlin’s car breaks down, he might have found himself a dragon.

Natural Selection, by [livejournal.com profile] minor_hue
NC-17, ~11,300 words, Modern AU, In which Arthur goes on blind dates, Merlin is his waiter, and everyone takes a ride on the crazy train.
Gabi's notes: Oh god just read, the UST is superb.
 
From Where I Stand You’re In My Sky, by [livejournal.com profile] paperclipbitch
NC-17, 17K, Modern Superhero AU, Arthur looks away from the terrified, accusing dark eyes of the man on the newspaper, and turns his attention to his breakfast.

One night stands are a great way to meet people, by [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
NC-17, Modern AU, First there's a one night stand, then there's courting. Merlin thinks they've probably done things a bit backwards.

The Sex Shop Around the Corner, by [livejournal.com profile] hermette
NC-17, 29k, Modern AU, Nothing says I love you like a ball gag.
Gabi's notes: kudos for confused!Arthur :D:D:D

The Good Times Are Killing Me, by [livejournal.com profile] minor_hue
NC-17, 15K, Modern AU, In which the boys pretend to still be together for Christmas (and there is more than one kind of charade).
Gabi's notes: BEST. FUCKING. ANGST+HAPPY ENDING-FIC EVER. MUST READ. MUST. READ. No, seriously, must read. Ljhsafgdsf.

Something Fragile (When You Hold Your Breath), by [livejournal.com profile] ras_fic
NC-17, 8002 words, Modern Stripper AU, "What the hell?" Arthur shouts over the noise of ABBA. He glares at the horribly gaudy clothing of the men on the stage that is somehow louder than the music and flashier than the multicolored swirling lights. "This isn't a strip club. This is a gay bar!"
Gabi's notes: this thing ain't continued but it's worth the read.

Oscillate Wildly, by [livejournal.com profile] suntipped
NC-17, 11,362 words, Modern AU, Fucking Arthur, he thinks, pushing his head against the seat. It’s not so much that he’s breaking promises left and right by bringing up that thing between them in public again; it's just his ever-irritating sense of entitlement. It’s Arthur being a prick and thinking he can go around doing anything he wants sometimes, because obviously, obviously the entire world exists only to amuse him.

Driving Lessons, by [livejournal.com profile] hermette
NC-17, 7k, Modern AU, It's bad enough that Arthur is going to have to get a stupid fucking stats tutor because he spends all of his lectures staring at the back of Merlin's neck and wondering what sort of noises he'd make if Arthur scraped his teeth against all that pale skin. But now, now he's supposed to tolerate Merlin showing up at his door early in the morning with snowflakes clinging to his eyelashes? Now he's supposed to spend four hours alone in a car with him, and fuck all, there is no way Arthur comes out of this without making some manner of arse out of himself.
Gabi's notes: OH FUCK THIS ONE JUST UGH. Okay.

Ashes, Embers, Flames, by unpossible.
NC-17, 65454 words, Modern Magic AU, Merlin sees him across a crowded living room and promptly spills his beer down the back of the couch and over some hapless stranger’s neck.
Gabi's notes: JUST READ, DON'T THINK TWICE.

Fools of Us All, by [livejournal.com profile] adelagia
NC-17, 11K, Canon, Merlin accidentally makes everybody in Camelot fall in love with him. Everybody except Arthur, that is.

How to Say I Love You in Six Days, by [livejournal.com profile] mysecretashes.
NC-17, ~9100, High School AU. Arthur keeps trying to tell Merlin how he feels, but everything just keeps going wrong. Until, of course, it finally goes right.

So That I Might Be Where You Are, by [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina.
NC-17, ~14,000 words, Canon, Um, wonky magic, UST, UST, UST, UST, PORN! The end. Basically, yeah.

Freedom Hangs Like Heaven, by [livejournal.com profile] derryere.
NC-17, About 9k, Canon, It's happened five times and they don't talk about it.






Bradley/Colin (RPF/RPS)


Did You Hear About The Morgans, by [livejournal.com profile] timetraveled
PG, 1806 words, There is a magazine article. And a typo.

Stuck on you, by [livejournal.com profile] timetraveled
PG-13, 2460 words, Colin tries Bradley's thumb ring on.

The warmth in your eyes swept me into your arms, by [livejournal.com profile] slowdead
PG-13, AU, Bradley doesn’t really know a lot about Colin Morgan.

A Tale of Two Cities (or, alternatively, how Bradley James got a Clue), by kuteki.
PG-13, 4971 words, Featuring: a trip to Paris, a visit in London, clueless Bradley and a Colin who falls asleep in beds other than his own.
Gabi's notes: READ. MUST READ.

Inevitable, by [livejournal.com profile] absenceofmind
R, "It wasn't so much that Colin was unfriendly. Colin was friendly, and polite, and--and that was just it. He was friendly and polite, and he learned all his lines and went around being likeable and evidently, telling jokes to people. Other people."

Thank You, Mr Stanislavski, by montanaharper
R, ~6,000 words, Looking back on it, Bradley thinks that was the point at which he ought to have heard warning bells or something.
Gabi's notes: zomg the UST. Lkajsgfjjsdgf.

Character (over) analysis, by [livejournal.com profile] lefcadio
R, 4250 words, Bradley thinks Arthur needs a character boost, everyone else thinks he's gone crazy.

Let me woo you by throwing turtle shells at your head, by [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
R, 20K, Uni AU, In which Colin is a physics undergrad and technically Bradley is studying engineering but spends most of his (considerable) brainpower on building robots, playing Mario Kart, oh and lusting after Colin.
Gabi's notes: fabulous writing style.

Wherein Colin is Bradley’s Baby-Momma, by [livejournal.com profile] ifyouweremine
R, 3223 words, warning for m-preg, “My super-potent sperm has knocked up Colin’s man-uterus with a demon child or possibly a ginger. Please help!” said Bradley.
Gabi's notes: I despise m-preg with burning passion but this one made me crack. 'Cause it's pretty much crack in the broad meaning of the word.

A blind eye only sees a memory, by [livejournal.com profile] slowdead
R, 15K, AU, In which Bradley has amnesia and Colin falls in love twice.
Gabi's notes: feels, feels everywhere. 

Bonding Experience, by [livejournal.com profile] marguerite_26
NC-17, 1500 words, Bradley and Colin jack off together (and each other) in order to bond.

It's a Little Bit Funny (This Feeling Inside), by [livejournal.com profile] accordingtomel.
NC-17, 48,484 words, When an editing error accidentally makes it on the air, Bradley is forced to take a step back and re-evaluate his relationship with his co-star.

And all the roads we have to walk are winding, by [livejournal.com profile] gdgdbaby
NC-17, 11K, In which Bradley is obliviously obtuse, Colin is unfunny, Angel is nice (but not as nice as Colin is), and Katie is hbic.

It's Always Funny Kissing Your Mates (Except When It's Not), by [livejournal.com profile] adelagia
NC-17, 8K, "One day," Katie declares, "I swear, one day, Angel and I will personally engineer your comeuppance. And it'll be epic. Epic."
Gabi's notes: Do not mess with Katie McWrath ever, ever. I love how the ladies are always plotting against them omg this is a wonderfully epic fic okay just read it and let me sob.

Accidents Will Happen, by lilithilien
NC-17, 3000 words, It isn't like Bradley hasn't thought about it. A lot. It's more that the timing's never right, that at first he's still reeling from a nasty split with Michelle, that he isn't even sure he's that into guys. Besides, he has no clue which side Colin comes down on, and he really doesn't want things to get weird between them... Valid excuses, all. In the end, not one of them matters.






and since I seem to be a whore for these two:
Gwaine/Arthur


The Bet, by [livejournal.com profile] marguerite_26.
NC-17, ~5k, Football/Soccer AU, When their football team gets a new keeper, Gwaine convinces Arthur to take a bet.
Gabi's notes: just the idea of them playing soccer, okay. It undoes me every time. 

The Way To A Man's Heart (And All That Jazz), by [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes.
NC-17, ~8800, Modern AU. Arthur learns that sometimes blind dates -- even unexpected, unwanted ones with Merlin's friends -- work out. Eventually.

Charming Mansluts, by [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash.
NC-17, 9000 words, Modern AU, Gwaine and Arthur have a night of drunken escapades that could possibly lead to more despite their best efforts to be dumb guys about it all. They also do their best to gross Merlin out along the way.

Charming Mansluts: The Brunch Edition, by [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash.
R-ish, 3100 words, Modern AU, Merlin and Leon sit in Gwaine's super special chair and ponder the mystery that is Arthur and Gwaine. Freya also does a really frighteningly accurate imitation of Arthur's sex noises that makes Gwaine proud and Arthur cringe and makes Merlin think about bananas. And then they have brunch.

The Devil’s Food, by [livejournal.com profile] rufflefeather.
R, 3800 words, Modern AU, Arthur fails at cake-baking, Merlin is a cat and Gwaine does things with frosting.

Betting, Groping, and Other Halloween Endeavors, by [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash.
R, 3K, Modern AU, warning for cross-dressing, There’s a bet involving Gwaine, Arthur, a Halloween party, and a school girl uniform.

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